{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
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Vriesea racinae is a plant species in the genus Vriesea. This species is an epiphyte endemic to Brazil. known from the States of Espírito Santo and Minas Gerais.
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{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
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