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{"fact":"Retractable claws are a physical phenomenon that sets cats apart from the rest of the animal kingdom. I n the cat family, only cheetahs cannot retract their claws.","length":163}
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{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
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